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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

ZZ, Tim and Lik Sin, in search of the Godiva chocolixir

With jus 2 bars of petrol left (abt 1/5th tank of fuel), a spoilt IU (the ERP unit), an empty stomach, and an undying luurrvve for chocolate, 3 idiots set off frm the west of Singapore (Lim Chu Kang area to visit our fren) towards town in search of the legendary Godiva chocolixir. (for the lesser beings, this is the choc shake Godiva came up wif, and for the least beings, Godiva is a chocolatier sellin premium chocs)
Here is the exchange thru the ardous journey.

(At the start of the journey)
Lik Sin: Hey, 2 bars of petrol left.......enuff to reach home anot?
ZZ: Shd be lah, at most push car back loh.
Tim: Errrr............


(While on the expressway)
ZZ: ok, my IU is spoilt, so we cant go past any ERP gantries and park at any carparks tt need ERP unit.
Lik Sin: ok so we cant go city link Godiva cos all the carparks there need the IU. There is one Godiva at Taka...so we go Orchard.
ZZ: so how do we go Orchard frm here?
Tim: I noe the way, exit thru Adams Road, then i guide.
(Awhile later)
ZZ: errrr.......when do we exit?
Tim: errr........i tink we jus past tt exit.
Lik Sin: diao.......

And so the 3 idiots went thru half of the roads of Singapore and finally came to Orchard Road

(while on Orchard Road)
Lik Sin: hey, the last bar of the petrol indicator is blinking liao.
ZZ and Tim: shit.........

Finally, we found a parking lot and got our way to Taka B1.

(while walkin towards the Godiva counter)
Tim: Ei, scarli this Godiva neber sell the shake how?
ZZ: Shut up lah.......later come true how?
(then we saw the Godiva counter)
ALL: Shhhhiiiitttttt..........
ZZ: ei, who said to come orchard one ar?
Tim and Lik Sin: Not me. (scroll up to c who said it)

After thinking for o.5s, the 3 idiots decide to stick to their principles (and appetite) and decided to take mrt frm Orchard to City Hall towards the Godiva outlet in City Link.

Orchard

(while on the mrt)
ZZ: Ei, Lik Sin, u sure the Godiva at city link sells the shake?
Lik Sin: Yupz i'm sure, but what if the shop keeper didnt open the shop, or went for lunch?
ZZ and Tim: Shuddup lah.

Finally, the 3 idiots reached the Godiva outlet.

Banner

ALL: YEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

And so they happily ordered their dark chocolate decadence and milk chocolate latte.

The Fix

And happily enjoyed the drink.

How all they have to do is board the MRT (draggin along Tim, who got extremely high frm his choco fix) back to Orchard and figure a way out of Orchard back home in a car wif almost no petrol left.

End of story.

(Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are NOT fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is NOT purely coincidental. I mean, I do exist, So does my other 2 frens. Tim, btw was high till dinner. This tells u how powerful tt drink is)




mercurial @ 12:30 AM


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